The Cookies of Doom
APPENDIX: COOKIES
Warning: the cookies listed below may cause irreparable damage to your diet, your relationships, and your self-respect. Prolonged consumption may lead to:
- Cookies of Doom
- Uncontrollable cravings for sugar, salt, and despair
- Unstable relationships due to excessive snacking
- Loss of productivity due to constant cookie-related distractions
- Self-imposed exile to a remote, cookie-free location