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Step 5: The Art of Dying

You made it to the crash course, and now you're about to meet the ultimate crash. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds.

In this final step, we'll cover the art of dying. Yes, you read that right. Dying. It's a skill, people.

From the gentle art of self-suffocation to the dramatic flair of self- immolation, we'll cover it all. Because, let's be real, dying is a vital part of any good story.

So, grab your nearest pillow and get ready to meet the ultimate crash course instructor: Death, himself.

Want to know more about our esteemed instructor? Read more about Death

Or, if you're feeling brave, try to take the ultimate dying quiz!

But don't say we didn't warn you...

Next Stop: The After-Party

After you're gone, you get to attend the most exclusive club in town: The After-Party. It's a real bash, with free food, drinks, and a guaranteed good time (or not, depending on how you look at it).

Learn more about the After-Party

But for now, let's get back to dying.