Lesson 3: The Art of Overthinking It

Where Overanalysis is an Art Form

At this point, you're getting close to being a true master of style. Or, you're just about to give up and play video games for the next 5 hours. Either way, let's get into the art of overthinking it.

The 5 Steps to Overthinking It

1. Read the same book 7 times.
2. Write a 10-page essay on the topic.
3. Change your mind 3 times.
4. Make a Venn diagram with 17 circles.
5. Decide that the correct answer is actually the opposite of what you thought it was.

And that's it! You're done! Congratulations! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go read this book 7 more times...