We don't actually care about your personal info, but we'll pretend to.
We'll sell your email address to the highest bidder, but only if it's for a good cause.
Like, for example, a charity that supports the rights of disgruntled accountants.
We use cookies to track your every move, but only if you've asked us to.
Like, for example, if you've asked us to track your every move.
But don't worry, we won't sell your cookie data to the highest bidder. Or will we?
Maybe.