Emergency Contact Information for the Utterly Clueless

Don't worry, we've got this! In the unlikely event of a catastrophic system failure, please contact:

Support Team

• The Illuminati
• The Overlords
• The Tech Support Ninjas

Please note that our support team is only available by ancient ritual sacrifice.

Self-Help Section

Before calling for help, try these simple steps:

• Press F5 repeatedly.
• Check the manual.
• Consult the ancient tomes of knowledge hidden within the depths of the internet.

Still having trouble? Well, good luck with that.