First Aid Kit for the Recently Dehydrated

When the apocalypse hits, you'll be glad you had this kit on hand. It's got everything you need to survive the initial 48 hours of post-apocalyptic despair.

Contents:

• Medkit
• Food and Water
• Shelter and Security
• Communication and Entertainment

Don't forget to check your local listings for any available supplies. You know, just in case the world ends.

Side Effects:

• May cause temporary euphoria, permanent paranoia, or both.
• Do not mix with other medications or sanity.
• Use at your own risk, or don't.