Lesson 1: The Art of Yarn-based Self-Inflicted Trauma

Welcome to the Crash Course in Extreme Knitting, where the art of creating intricate patterns is just the beginning. Our instructor, the infamous knitting ninja, will guide you through the most intense and challenging lessons in the history of fiber arts.

Proceed to Lesson 2: The Agony of Arachnid Lace

Extreme Knitting Ninja Note: The image is a placeholder and would ideally be replaced with an actual image of an Extreme Knitting Ninja character, dressed in black and red attire, with a menacing grin and a knitting needle in hand.