Today, we're going to learn about the ancient art of just-ifying. It's a technique so subtle, so nuanced, so totally not worth the risk of getting it wrong. Just-ifying involves the delicate dance of making something slightly-better-than-okay, but not quite-good-enough. It's like the fine line between 'meh' and 'meh-not-quite-meh-enough.'
Here's a step-by-step guide:
- Step 1: Add 1.5% more effort. This might seem counterintuitive, but trust us, it's science.
- Step 2: Replace 'good' with 'fine'. This will instantly boost the 'just-ifying' factor by 300%.
- Step 3: Remove 0.7% of the actual content. This will make the whole thing feel like you put in more effort than you actually did.