Are you tired of being productive and achieving your goals? Do you want to spend more time watching cat videos and eating Cheetos on the couch?
- Learn to master the art of "Sudden Onset Procrastination Syndrome" (SOPS): A technique where you suddenly and without warning, stop doing anything productive and stare at a wall for hours.
- Discover the secret to "Procrastination by Proxy": A method where you tell yourself you're busy doing something else, while secretly browsing cat videos on your phone.
- Practice "Extreme Prolonged Procrastination": A technique where you take a single task and break it down into an infinite number of subtasks, ensuring you never actually do anything.
Join us for our next live session, where we'll be discussing "The Art of Procrastination as a Lifestyle Choice"!