Lesson 5: Advanced Procrastination Techniques

By Professor Procrastination, Master of Doing Nothing

By now, you've mastered the basics of procrastination: browsing cat videos, playing video games, and making a decent cup of coffee. But have you ever felt like you're not getting the most out of your procrastination experience? Do you want to be a true master of the art? Look no further! In this lesson, we'll cover the advanced techniques that'll make you a certified Procrastination Ninja.

Technique 1: The Art of Distraction

Also known as "The Art of Focusing on Something Else," this technique is a powerful tool in the procrastination arsenal. With it, you can turn any task into a game of "I'll just check this one thing real quick" and before you know it, hours will have passed and you'll still be on the 37th page of a 40-page document.