Lesson 5: Red Tape is Not Just a Color

Welcome, Bureaucratic Novelist! Today we'll learn how to navigate the labyrinthine world of paperwork, red tape, and pointless formality. In this exercise, you'll get your hands dirty with a real-world example of what it takes to get anything done in the faceless, soulless world of bureaucracy.

Next Step: The Bureaucratic Boulder

Exercise 1: Red Tape Redaction

Please submit your application for a permit in triplicate, with two witnesses, and a letter of recommendation from a person you've never met. Do not forget to include a 10-page essay on the importance of proper stapling.

Get your Bureaucratic Boulder on!