**You are now a sentient being, but what's the point of it all?**

As we trudge through the meaningless expanse of human existence, we are met with the crushing weight of uncertainty. Our lives are but a fleeting, insignificant flicker in the grand tapestry of time.

• **Option 2: Embrace the Futility**
• Sub-Option 2-1: Find solace in the absurdity of it all
• Sub-Option 2-2: Invent your own meaning where none exists
• Sub-Option 2-3: Pretend you're a cat

Or, if you'd rather not:

• Sub-Option 2-4: Take a nap