Lesson 5: Crash Course in Extreme Web Development

So, you've made it to lesson 5! Congratulations! You've managed to not completely break the internet... yet. Today, we're going to dive into the wild world of WebAssembly. That's right, we're talking about making the web do our bidding with code.

But wait, there's more! WebAssembly is just a fancy term for "writing code that's so complicated, it'll give you a headache."

Don't worry, we'll start with the basics. Like how to write a simple script that will auto-generate a thousand cat pictures with different colored whiskers. Yeah, because the world really needed that.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's some code to get you started:

var catPic = document.createElement("img");
  catPic.src = "https://example.com/cat.jpg";
  document.body.appendChild(catPic);
  var colors = ["#FF0000", "#00FF00", "#0000FF"];
  for (var i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
    catPic.style.border = '1px solid ' + colors[Math.floor(Math.random() * colors.length)];
  }

That's right, folks. With this code, you'll be the proud owner of a thousand cat pictures with randomly colored whiskers. Because who needs productivity when you can have cat pictures with whiskers that change colors every 0.01 seconds?

And, as always, there's more! Check out our Advanced WebAssembly page to learn how to write a script that will auto-generate a million cat pictures with different colored whiskers, noses, and ears. Because, why settle for just a thousand when you can have a million?

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our WebAssembly Wars page, where you can learn how to write a script that will auto-generate a million cat pictures with different colored whiskers, noses, and ears, while simultaneously causing your browser to crash and your computer to spontaneously combust. Because, why not?