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Lesson 5: Deflection Techniques

Sublesson 2: Deflecting the Blame

Today we're going to learn how to deflect the blame when things inevitably go wrong. Because let's face it, they always go wrong.

First, we need to understand the fundamental principles of deflection:

Deny, deny, deny: The art of denying any and all responsibility.
Blame-shifting: The art of pointing the finger at others.
Deflection by distraction: The art of diverting attention away from the issue at hand.

Now go practice your deflection skills. May the blameless be with you.

*Disclaimer: Deflection techniques are not actually effective and may result in further chaos and destruction. Use at your own risk.