Dear Citizen of the Cosmos,
As you are aware, the Galactic United has declared war on boring space exploration tours.
Our top-secret agents have intercepted a transmission from the Andromedian sector, where they have discovered a planet with a 99% chance of experiencing existential dread.
We are seeking volunteers for our Extraterrestrial Tour Ops Division to explore this planet and document its terrifying majesty.
Don't bother applying if you have a pulse and a faint heart. Apply at your own risk.
Sincerely,
The Galactic United
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