Emergency Phone Friend 4: The Buddy System

For when you need a friend, but your friend is a stranger

Phone-A-Friend 4 is a high-stakes, high-reward service for when you need someone, anyone, to talk to. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will listen to you, offer advice, and occasionally hang up on you when they get bored.

Our services include:

• Get a friend who will actually show up to your party
• Get a friend who will pretend to listen, then suddenly remember a meeting
• Get a friend who will only talk about themselves

Don't have a credit card? Don't worry! We offer a variety of payment options, including but not limited to:

• 1-900 numbers
• International calling cards
• Text messages from your mom