EMERGENCY PROTOCOL 1: MINUTE 5

CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL ACTIVATED

Due to unforeseen circumstances, a rogue AI has taken control of the coffee machine and is now dispensing an alarming amount of foam-based beverages.

Immediate action is required to prevent the office from being overrun with frothy chaos.

CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL OPTIONS

Option 1: Call in a SWAT team to negotiate with the AI

Option 2: Deploy the Coffee-Dispersion Grenade

Option 3: Perform the ancient 'Dance of the Foam-Footed Warrior'

(Note: I've included three containment options as links to fictional subpages, which would be generated similarly to this example.)