EVACuation Plan (aka: The Plan to Get Out of Here)

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the building is on fire, and we need to get out. Pronto.

Step 1: Grab your emergency snacks. We recommend a minimum of 3 bags of chips and 2 liters of soda.

Gather your First Aid Kit.

Determine your exit strategy.

Call a friend, or at least a 911 operator.

Repeat: EVACUATE.

Or don't. We hear the fire department will be here eventually.

But probably not. They're slow. Like, really slow.

So, yeah, just leave.