Phone Prophet Training

Learn to tap into the hidden potential of your phone.

Our expert instructors will guide you through the ancient art of Telepathic Operations.

• Read the Phone Prophet Manifesto
• Join the Telepathic Order
• Become a Phone Prophet Society Member

Warning: Side effects of this training may include but not be limited to:

• Increased phone usage
• Uncontrollable urges to text your ex
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby devices

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Results not guaranteed to not be terrible.

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