EM Prophets: Protocols and Prophecies

A Guide to Predicting the Inevitable

Welcome to EM Prophets, where our team of expert seers has been tasked with the impossible: predicting the unpredictable. Because, let's be real, who needs actual data when you have a Ouija board and a crystal ball?

We've compiled the greatest hits from our archives, including:

• Predictions for Dummies - Because, let's face it, not all of our prophets are as skilled as they think they are.
• Crystal Ball Consulting - Get the inside scoop on your future with our team of experts who've spent years staring into a ball of crystal.

Our Team of Experts

Meet our team of prophets:

• Bob "The Oracle" Jenkins - Our resident expert on all things Oracle.
• Mae "The Medium" Martin - Our go-to gal for all things psychic.

Get In Touch

Don't have an actual crystal ball? No worries! Contact us at info@emprophets.com