Phase 5: The Final Standby

By order of the Ministry of Unconventional Crisis Management, please refer to Phase 6: The Unavoidable Conclusion for further instructions.

Evacuation Procedures:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the building's coffee machine has broken down. Please proceed with caution.

Grab a fire extinguisher from Fire Extinguisher Location 1 on floor 3.

Make your way to Safe Zone 1 for further guidance.

Remember, in the words of the great philosopher, "A well-timed cup of coffee can save your life." - Unknown.