Minutes of Protocol 3: First Aid Kit

Level 2: Advanced Trauma Care for the Discerning Bureaucrat

For when your stapler is not enough.

Includes:

• 1x 4x4 Gauze Pad (for those fancy cuts)
• 1x Trauma Shear (because scissors just won't cut it)
• 1x QuikClot (because your coworkers won't get off the job)
• Order Additional Supplies

Don't forget to sign the incident report, Form 27-B!

Or, you know, you could just Google it.

Consult a medical professional before using this protocol.

Or just wing it.