Minutes, Action 5, Protocol 3, Appendix 2: The Definitive Guide to Procrastination
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Chapter 1: The Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
According to legend, the ancient civilization of Slackers, a group of people who mastered the art of doing nothing, left behind a series of cryptic scrolls detailing their secrets.
These scrolls, now lost to the sands of time, were said to hold the secrets of:
- Mastering the art of making excuses
- Becoming a master of procrastination
- Developing an encyclopedic knowledge of YouTube cat videos
Chapter 2: The Science of Doing Nothing in Front of the TV
Subpage 3 explores the intricacies of watching an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting, without so much as getting up to grab a snack.
This is achieved by:
- Eating an entire pizza by yourself, while watching
- Making a game out of seeing how many hours you can watch in one sitting
- Developing a complex system of "reminders" to get you up and moving
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