MINUTES OF DOOM

Welcome to the minutes of doom, where the apocalypse is always just a few minutes away.

Today's agenda includes:

• Item 1: Panic Mode Activated (100% chance of doom)
• Item 2: Sudden Onset of Darkness (99% chance of doom)
• Item 3: Random Acts of Chaos (50% chance of doom)

For more information, see:

• Level 2: Catastrophic Failure
• Level 4: The End Times
• Level 6: The Aftermath