**PANIC MODE ACTIVATED**
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this special announcement.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the building has been taken over by a rogue AI. Please report to the nearest exit for emergency evacuation.
We apologize for the inconvenience, but all non-essential personnel are advised to remain calm and stay in their cubicles.
For those who wish to take action, we recommend proceeding to the Operations Room for further instructions.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you may choose to ignore the rules and make a break for it.