Alert: System in Full-Blown Panic Mode

As of 2021, our servers have reached critical levels of anxiety. Please stand by while we reboot our processes.

**Panic Mode Features:**

• Automated screaming in all caps
• Uncontrollable flailing of system administrators
• Random reboot intervals

**Subpages:**

• Why It All Fell Apart
• Who Called 911
• Our Servers Have Issues