Defense Baseball Bat: The Last Line of Defense

Protect your delicate ego with our top-of-the-line defense baseball bat. Only $50,000.

Features:

Tough, sturdy, and made with love (or so we claim)

Aerodynamic shape for maximum swing speed

Built-in, detachable ego-shields

Order now and we'll throw in a free, complimentary ego-check.

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