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Emergency Rations - Canned Goods

Stocking up for the Apocalypse

Because you never know when the world will run out of pizza.

We offer a variety of canned goods, because who needs fresh food, anyway?

Our selection includes:

Canned Tuna (because it's still a thing)
Canned Spaghetti (with an actual meatball, because we're fancy)
Canned Pudding (because it's the perfect snack)

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