Irradiated Energy Bars: A Taste of the Apocalypse

Warning: Do not consume while sane.

Review: "Radiation is the new black, folks."

As the world burns around us, these energy bars pack a punch. 5/5 stars.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Temporary loss of hair
• Permanant loss of taste buds
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion

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