Emergency Subsistence Pack for the Apocalypse

Extra Large Toilet Paper for Dignity Preservation

When the world ends, you'll want to be prepared. Our extra-large toilet paper rolls will help you maintain your personal hygiene and dignity in the face of destruction.

Each roll contains 1000 sheets, enough for 20-30 trips to the bathroom. We've also included a bonus pack of antibacterial hand sanitizer for when things get really rough.

But wait, there's more! Our pack also includes: