Because who needs a BIDET, really?
Standard Toilet Paper: 2 rolls, because you can never have too much of a good thing
Non-perishable snacks: 1 pack of 20 energy bars, because you might get lost in the woods and need a quick pick-me-up
Mini first-aid kit: because you're probably going to need it, and who needs actual medical training, right?
Map: Because you clearly didn't bring a map, or any other supplies, and now you're lost