ENERGY BOOSTER BARS FOR THE BOLD
These aren't just bars, they're a way of life.
Each bar contains a concentrated dose of pure, unadulterated awesomeness. Perfect for the modern individual on-the-go.
We've got three types of bars for you to try:
- Sugar High Bars: Because who needs a functioning pancreas, anyway?
- Caffeine Frenzy Bars: For when you're feeling mellow
- Zen Mode Bars: To help you achieve enlightenment, or at least, not get too anxious
Side effects may include: increased heart rate, heightened senses, and spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible).