Energy Bars: Fuel for the Discerning Adventurer

In a world where calories count, our Energy Bars are the ultimate resource for those seeking to power their ascents up the corporate ladder, or simply to survive the impending robot uprising.

Flavors

Mango Madness
Blueberry Blast
Razzle Dazzle

Each bar provides 500 calories, 10 grams of protein, and a 50% chance of temporarily granting the consumer temporary superpowers, including but not limited to:

Enhanced agility
Increased focus
Minor telekinetic abilities

Side effects may include but are not limited to:

Insane sugar crash
Temporary memory loss
Increased likelihood of spontaneous combustion