Q: What is the purpose of the energy bar's crunchy texture?
A: It's to give you a sense of existential dread while consuming it. You're eating a bar that's trying to tell you that life is short, and so are the days. But also, it's delicious.
Q: Are energy bars a form of performance art?
A: Absolutely! They're an edible manifestation of the human condition. Each bar aประก miniature drama, a miniature struggle, a miniature triumph.
Q: Can I use energy bars as projectiles?
A: We do not endorse or condone such behavior. Unless you're in an office environment and your coworkers are being insufferable, then by all means, go ahead. Just don't tell us.