Our Syrop-Gang-Molecula is not just another pancake mix, no, no, no... it's a quantum leap in pancake technology. This isn't just a bunch of flour, sugar, and water - this is a scientifically engineered blend of molecules designed to reorganize your taste buds and molecularly rewire your brain to crave more, just one bite at a time.
Side effects may include: Involuntary singing of the national anthem, spontaneous combustion of your arteries, and inability to stop thinking about pancakes.
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