Paranoid Subsistence Pack
This is the ultimate survival kit for the anxious, the paranoid, and the faint of heart.
Contains:
- 1x Can of "I'm Not a Morning Person" Spray Cheese
- 1x Emergency "I'm Lost" Kit
- 1x "I'm Being Watched" Binoculars
- 1x "I'm a Conspiracy Theorist" Journal
- 1x "I'm a Survivor" Water Bottle
Side effects may include:
- Excessive sweating
- Rapid heartbeat
- Exaggerated sense of urgency
- Uncontrollable urge to check the news
Track 1: Basic Survival | Track 3: Advanced Conspiracy Theory