Black Hole Brew: Fuel for the Fashionably Frugal

A cosmic blend of style and substance

Located in a wormhole near you, our black hole coffee is out of this world.

Our Menu:

Our Story:

Once a humble coffee shop, we were sucked into a nearby black hole and re-emerged as a fashionista's paradise.

Our Philosophy:

We believe that a good cup of coffee is like a black hole - it warps the fabric of space and time, but not your budget.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any space-time continuum damage caused by excessive caffeine consumption.

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