A Recipe for the Apocalypse
Warning: This recipe contains a high concentration of citrus, which may cause your taste buds to riot.
- Get your hands on the finest, most exotic lemons in the ruins of civilization
- (Don't forget) Sugar: the ultimate survival resource
- Ice Cubes: the bane of our existence
Now that you've acquired the necessary ingredients, follow the ancient art of mixology to concoct the perfect glass of lemonade.
Mix 2 cups of freshly squeezed lemon juice with 1 cup of sugar and a pinch of despair.
Stir clockwise for exactly 7 times, then counter-clockwise for exactly 3 times. If you get a nose bleed from the sugar, you're doing it wrong.
Congratulations, you've survived the recipe! Now go forth and quench the thirst of the post-apocalyptic wasteland.