Mixy's Secret Lemonade Mix
Welcome, friend! Mixy's secret lemonade mix is a closely guarded recipe, known only to a select few. But, for you, we'll reveal the secrets... for a small fee, of course!
Mixy's special blend of sunshine and disappointment is a delicate balance of:
- 1 cup of freshly squeezed lemons (obtained from the mystical Lemon Tree of Despair)
- 1/2 cup of sugar (harvested from the crystal caves of Sparkle Mountain)
- 1/4 cup of sparkling water (distilled from the purest springs of Flibberflabber Falls)
- A pinch of secret spices (a family heirloom passed down from the great-great-grandfather of Mixy)
Don't even think about trying to reverse-engineer it, friend. This is a one-of-a-kind, patented, Mixy-licensed recipe.
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