The Refreshment Paradox: Coffee
Why We're Still Not Sure What Time It Is
As you wander through the halls of our humble abode, you may have noticed a peculiar affliction: the inability to determine the time of day. This is because our refreshments department has been hijacked by the Caffeine Overlords.
They've installed an automated coffee machine that dispenses an endless supply of coffee, but at a price. With each cup, the clock on the wall behind the machine appears to warp and distort, making it impossible to tell the correct time.
Some say it's a prank gone too far. Others claim it's a clever marketing ploy to get us all to drink more coffee. But we know the truth: it's a Refreshment Paradox.
Join the debate: do you think the Caffeine Overlords are behind this dastardly plot, or are we just being paranoid? Share your theories on the Caffeine Forum!
Meanwhile, we'll just have to make do with our cryptic coffee machine, which seems to be saying... "Brewing, yet?"