The Ministry of Unnecessary Excuses is a highly respected organization dedicated to the art of crafting elaborate and creative reasons for not doing things. Our team of expert procrastinators have spent years honing our skills in the fields of excuseology and time management avoidance.
Founded in 1987, our organization has been at the forefront of the art of not doing things. From avoiding meetings to dodging responsibilities, we've got you covered. Our team of experts are available to provide personalized excuse services, including but not limited to:
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We're not responsible for your productivity, but we're happy to help you blame it on us.