Appendix 3: The Inevitable Doom

Symptoms 3

Here is a list of 5 symptoms that are definitely signs that the Inevitable Doom is near:

• 1. Your socks are inexplicably tangled.
• 2. Your cat is staring at you suspiciously.
• 3. Your favorite coffee shop is out of your favorite coffee.
• 4. The sky is a deep, foreboding grey.
• 5. You've eaten an entire pizza by yourself.

Don't worry, it's just the Inevitable Doom. It's just around the corner. Probably.

Manifesto of the Inevitable Doom

Therapy for the Inevitable Doom