Appendix 3: The Inevitable Doom
Symptoms 3
Here is a list of 5 symptoms that are definitely signs that the Inevitable Doom is near:
- 1. Your socks are inexplicably tangled.
- 2. Your cat is staring at you suspiciously.
- 3. Your favorite coffee shop is out of your favorite coffee.
- 4. The sky is a deep, foreboding grey.
- 5. You've eaten an entire pizza by yourself.
Don't worry, it's just the Inevitable Doom. It's just around the corner. Probably.
Manifesto of the Inevitable Doom
Therapy for the Inevitable Doom