Stress Less, Relax More
Expert Techniques for the Chronically Overwhelmed
Warning: the following techniques have been scientifically proven to work on cats, but not on humans. Side effects may include:
- Reduced productivity
- Increased snacking
- Temporary paralysis of the limbs
Technique 1: Deep Breathing (aka "The Cat Nap")
Close your eyes, inhale deeply, and pretend you're a sleepy cat on a windowsill.
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Technique 2: Progressive Muscle Relaxation (aka "The Claw Stretch")
Flex your fingers like a cat's claws, then relax.
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Technique 3: Grounding Techniques (aka "The Purr-fect Grounding Rod")
Focus on your five senses to stay grounded.
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