Objective: Infiltrate the heavily guarded fortress of "Bureaucracy HQ" and steal their prized collection of staplers.
Intel suggests the fortress is guarded by an army of 17 Accountants and 23 middle management types.
We have reason to believe they are particularly vulnerable to the power of excessive paperwork and petty bureaucracy.
As the team's resident expert in the field of "Extreme Procrastination", you are the ideal candidate for this mission.