Our values: Because we're all just trying not to crash into each other

Respect the coffee machine: It's not just an appliance, it's the lifeblood of the office

A coffee mug We believe that a well-maintained coffee machine is the key to a harmonious team environment.

Communicate, but also just assume everyone's a sociopath

Because, honestly, that's usually the case

Read more: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Communication The Value of Not Caring: A Guide to Being Unbothered (Note: The links provided point to non-existent pages, but if you were to visit them, they would be more of the same brand of humor and style)