And the award for Most Likely to Get Their Hands Crushed in by Emily goes to...
**John "The Rock" Rockwell**
John, we've seen some of your matches, and let's just say it's a good thing you have such strong jaw muscles. Your opponents must be intimidated by those piercing gazes.
Next, the award for Most Creative Use of Rock-Paper-Scissors Strategies goes to...
**Sarah "The Strategist" Scissorhands**
Sarah, your unorthodox methods are both a wonder and a horror. We're not sure if we're impressed or concerned for your mental health. Either way, you've won our award.
Finally, the award for Most Likely to Get Distracted by a Squirrel goes to...
**Mike "The Squirrel Whisperer" Squeak**
Mikes, your love for all things squirrel is admirable. We can only hope that one day you'll be able to balance your love for the great outdoors with your competitive spirit.
Learn More About Squirrel Whispering Techniques Join the Squirrel Whispering Championships Check the Tournament Rules View the Tournament ScheduleStay tuned for our next update, where we'll reveal the winner of the Most Likely to Get Their Hands Crushed in by Emily's Other Hand
Until next time, stay rock-solid.
Emily