MEETING AGENDA - TEAM BUILDING
Today's agenda:
- 11:00-11:30am: Introductions, awkward handshakes
- 11:30am-12:30pm: Free time, grab a coffee, stare at your phone
- 12:30-1:30pm: Lunch break, pretend to be friends with your coworkers
- 1:30-2:00pm: Discuss last week's meeting, who's to blame?
- 2:00-2:30pm: Group activity, "Team-building" exercise: trust falls, trust issues
Side effects of this meeting may include:
- Temporary loss of productivity
- Mild to severe eye-rolling
- Uncontrollable yawning
For more meeting fun: Side effects Who to Blame