Dear [Recipient],
I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to inform you that the Great Sock Conspiracy has been resolved. It appears that the missing socks have been secretly meeting in the depths of the washing machine, forming their own government, and demanding better fabric softener treatment.
I am pleased to report that negotiations have been successful, and the socks are now living in harmony with the rest of the laundry. However, I must admit that the sock puppet government is a bit...unconventional. They have elected a president made entirely of mismatched socks, and their cabinet is comprised of lone lone-socks who have formed a coalition with the lint trap.
I have attached a copy of the Sock Treaty for your review. It's a bit of a tangled web, but I'm sure you'll find it's to your liking.
Letter 3: The Sock Treaty The Sock Revolution: A Timeline The Sock Government: A Primer