Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck? Do you dream of having a budget that's so tight, it's almost like it's not there? Well, you're in luck! Our patented, totally-not-a-real-budget-system is here to help.
Step 1: Track Your ExpensesUsing a combination of Excel and duct tape, you'll be able to keep track of every last penny you spend.
View Your Expenses Step 2: Cut Back on the Frivolous StuffYou know what they say: "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a slightly-less-expensive version of something that's almost as happy, but not quite as happy."
Cut Back on the Frivolous Stuff Step 3: Invest in the Things That Matter (Like Beanie Babies)We're not saying you should put all your money into Beanie Babies, but let's be real, they're a good investment. They're collectible, they're cute, and they're only worth something until they're not.
Invest in the Things That Matter (Like Beanie Babies) Step 4: Repeat, Repeat, RepeatThis is the most important step. You'll be repeating this cycle of tracking, cutting, investing, and repeating for the rest of your life, and that's just fine.
Repeat the Cycle of Frugality