It was decided that the company's financial situation is dire. Like, 'we're all going to be eaten by the robot overlords' dire.
After a heated discussion, the committee members agreed that our best course of action would be to reinvent the wheel and hope that it doesn't lead to a 20% tax on our sanity.
Next meeting: Wednesday, in the conference room with the slightly-less-broken chairs.
Also, who's going to bring the donuts?
Step 3: The Great Donut Debacle